just a guy with some ideas. like 6 ideas, maybe 7 or 8, but certainly not too many more than that.
nelson: do you want anything, nat?
nat: yeah, im pretty hungry, actually.
me: your stomach must feel pretty empty.
ZING.
(only made that joke after making sure she didn’t have post-partem depression, though in retrospect im not sure exactly how long that takes to kick in)