within lu, without lu

Nov 07

my (awesome) gf got me a senseo!!!!!!!!!!

now i can finally do karate! (jk)

its like the best coffee machine ever.

Nov 05

toooo sooon

• ro: you know if there are any targets in nyc?
• luis: yeah, just go to ground zero.

Nov 04

im gunna make a movie starring a dolphin called "the splash and the furious"

…and the dolphin is going to be named “Fin Diesel”

Nov 02

today i had a triple pun and it completely made my day!

Oct 29

a goodie.

• ro: this is a fucking nut house
• me: that's what she said.

gunstreetgirl:

thisistheglamorous:jasmined:

Brandon Bird: “Leisure Time with Mr. Rollins”

hahahhaa. those kids will never beat him. don’t they know that?

i always want to get in one of these and come around the corner of a busy city street, ask a street vendor,  “did the others come through here yet?” and just hop off into the distance.

cloud-9:

juliasegal:

Mr. E.T.

Ahahahaha

we are constantly bartering with our future selves.

finally done moving all my shit into the new place...

except for a bowling pin and a basketball. but i’ll get those tomorrow.

i am so fucking exhausted its ridiculous.