within lu, without lu

just a guy with some ideas. like 6 ideas, maybe 7 or 8, but certainly not too many more than that.

i've known for quite some time shame is infectious...

but apparently so is dignity. not too shabby.

i absolutely love this picture taken at the museum of sex.

i absolutely love this picture taken at the museum of sex.

Bloodsucking Freaks was an awesome movie. Pretty ridiculous meta commentary to it.

you know how right before you sneeze you breathe in a whole bunch of air...?

then it should come as no surprise to you that sneezing seconds after a terrible fart is a bad idea.

while i'm at it...i want the tumblr world to know: taylor ham(pork roll) > bacon

i will not fucking tolerate it.

when i say i want a bagel with taylor ham, egg, and cheese on it, the eggs should be overeasy, not scrambled.

i was under the impression everyone knew this, but i have gone to two different bagel places and gotten that scrambled shit.

i understand everyone has their own standards and customs, etc, but this is not subject to that.

i have the self-control of an octopus.

With a Bic lighter and lots of patience

“…the absurdly simple technique of standing on a ladder with a disposable cigarette lighter and burning patterns onto a ceiling”

cudge:

It was like sticking needles in my eye, and yet despite of it, The Machinist wasn’t that bad of a movie. And seeing a rounder Christian Bale at the end kinda evened it out.

I completely agree; it was pretty difficult to watch, but I still enjoyed it.

Oh, hey, but for real?

gunstreetgirl:

neurotical:

If you are looking for some sign of a vagina cleanser in the bathroom?  It’s called the fucking shower.  Really.  I mean, whatever, but this shit irritates me to no end.  If you are afraid of a vagina, or grossed out by it, or think it’s some particularly smelly part that requires flushing out with some vinegar on a regular basis, then kindly stay far the fuck away from any vagina, until you work out your childish issues.

Oh My God, Meg. Thank You.

thats a pretty douchey viewpoint.

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